theatrejew:

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

hohohyojin:

I dare you to find me a happier boy.

funnygamememes:

When you’re playing spiderman and realize one of the buildings looks familiar😲

throwbackblr:

And 30 years of The Jeffersons reruns. 

miki-minach:

be careful who u call ugly in middle school

phoneus:

phoneus:

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

disdainful:

daysarethedreamsnightmares:

disdainful:

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good

What in the everloving fuck? I woke up today thinking that it was going to be a good day. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and I could sleep in for an extra hour. Then this fucking post shows up and I am suddenly reliving that traumatic moment in an Imax theater where I balled my eyes out in front of 100 strangers. Fuck you.

Okay thanks

adelinegrimm:

themself:

glowpatrol:

glowpatrol:

last time i had sleep paralysis that kid Wen from lemonade mouth stood at the end of my bed and did the rap to Determinate for like 3 hours straight and i haven’t slept peacefully since

I tried to warn y’all

It wasn’t sleep paralysis he was actually there he actually broke into your house and intended to rob you but you woke up and he had to improvise

He tried to warn you